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Buddha Appears to Crybaby Kant.
Buddha serene, London mayor howling.
Buddha mentions the 4 noble truths, 8-fold path.
The verdict: for Crybaby Kant, samsara.
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London mayor Crybaby Kant with Buddha, Alternate Universe

Now Buddha appears to the howling mayor, Crybaby Kant, still wailing in pain in a London loo, begging for forgiveness from all those he has wronged.

“Suffering exists,” intones the benignly serene Buddha. “There is a clear path out of suffering. But you have not followed the the 4 noble truths. Within the fourth noble truth is the guide to the end of suffering, the noble 8-fold path leading to liberation from the painful cycle of rebirth. You have not taken it. No right thinking. No right speaking. No, no, no. No moral conduct, no mental discipline, no wisdom.”

“Forgiveness, forgiveness,” begs Crybaby Kant.

The Buddha’s benign serenity remains unbroken, “The forgiveness of others cannot help you. You will have to try again. People will have to endure you again. That is samsara.”

And Crybaby Kant is left wailing.

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posted Sept 19, 2018